
Straight up from my friend’s Facebook…
“If you open your eyes and it’s all black, you’re unconscious.” Hilda, aged 7.
“Blueberries are good because there’s jam inside.” Pertti, 5.
“If there’s four legs, it’s usually not a human.” Tone, 5.
“Underneath clothes, most peope have a body. You just don’t think about it that often.” Tone, still aged 5.
“It’s love, when you see someone but it feels in your belly.” Sofia, 5.
“People in love hold their hands, so that rings wouldn’t fall of because they are expensive.” Tiina, 7.
“Arsenic is a strong flavor that can easily ruin the entire dinner.” Jenna, 10.
“Old aunties don’t like men that very much, at least not old men.” Kaisa, 8.
“The thing I like about grandpa the best is that he is himself and doesn’t try to be like a normal person.” Per-Ola, 6.
“Grandpa likes doing what everyone else tells him not to.” Henrik, 7.
“I have five grannies…grandpa has been telling.” Pia, 4.
“My grandma got strange during the menopause. But she got better the week before she died.” Siri, 9
“Some cows are black. They are immigrants.” Karin, 5.
“It’s important for the bones to get enough chalk and valium so that the teeth grow big and sharp.” Marius, 6.
“Appearance is an important body part.” Elisaweta, 6.
“Jesus lived in a land far away. My granny went there to complain about a wall. It was terribly old and about to fall down.” Jon, 6.
“The bible says you have to love most people like you love yourself.” Ingrid, 8.
“Easter eggs are eaten because Jesus really liked chickens.” Frida, 7.
“You can get a sandwich stick to wall if you throw hard enough.” Patrick, 10.
“If you’re on a walk and your brains fall out, you can’t find home anymore because you can’t think properly.” Karoliina, 6.
“A body ends in shoes.” Anders, 5.
“You can’t blow into cat’s ear. If you blow four or five times, it bites your lip and won’t let go for at least a minute.” Lisa, 9.
“Water whistles in hundred degrees.” Matti 9.
“People have many kinds of skin. Foreskin is at the front and back skin is on the back.” Therese, 6.
“It’s sad when someone dies. Especially if it’s someone that gives you money.” Björn, 6.
“It’s not good if pregnant women have egg liquor in their urine.” Tove, 9.
What I’m wondering is that what the hell does Tove mean by that? Egg liquor? Where did she get the egg liquor- idea?